Akshat

A form of person who's cock is so massive he has to get new boxers everyday cause they aren't made for his gigantic dick.

Did you see that guy on the metro, he was hung like an akshat
OMG how will I take such an akshat cock

by Tthhtt November 22, 2021

Asshats

People who are ignorant. Instead of sticking their heads in the sand they have instead opted to stick them up their ass.

1. Those guys at Urban Dictionary are such Asshats, they let in words like yardmouth and cockballoon but I've been waiting over a month for Joss is Boss.
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat

by Christoper M Norton July 29, 2008

Asshatery

The state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat.

"His antics were a perfect example of asshatery"

by Jeff G. September 17, 2004

Akshat

The absolute best tech support guy. Legendary accent and will help you on all you tech support needs.

Need help with your computer, call an Akshat

by Gongabonga December 1, 2019

asshattedness

Being an Asshat about something

see also asshat

My boss has the same characteristics of an asshat - he displays asshattedness.

by crispey May 27, 2006

asshatrick

Succeeding at being a douche three consecutive times in one conversation. This usually occurs while randomly striking up a conversation with a much more attractive species of the opposite sex.

John: Did you hear Mike talking to that smokin' chick at the bar?

Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.

by Puck You January 17, 2008

judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk

guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015