Alcock

Alcock's are the sickest cunts ever. they always get all the bitches and fuck like crazy.

"Fuck, that alcock is baller, look at how he is pounding that pulsating cunt"

by bestcuntever August 23, 2014

Asocks

only the coolest band ever. The band traces its origins back to j-ville florida where it originated as a techno band. Now based in Pennsylvania, Asocks is a heavy fucking death metal band with alot of grind influences.

dude we suck compared to Asocks

by holy shit fuckers January 22, 2007

acockalypse

When a penis is so powerful that it destroys something.

My penis is so powerful it could cause an acockalypse.

by marmoo November 11, 2014

asscock

Another word for the donkeys reproductive organ.

"Those chicks chug much asscock. What? Ass is just another term for donkey." -Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

by Matt August 20, 2003

Ashcock

A 14" penis.

Fat Gambino: Hey Rita, did you know that the ashcock is 14"?

5 minutes later

Rita: Hey I heard the ashcock is 14". Is this true?

Slothman: Hellz yeah, want to see it?

Rita: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

by Heems December 9, 2010

Acockcrophobia

That shiver in the tip of your genitalia you feel when you are dangling something important off an edge.

"Taking pictures on top of the Tour Eiffel dangling my phone off the edge gave me Acockcrophobia"

by Pas1907 March 5, 2016

acocking

(adv) The process of cock hunting for the purpose of intercourse.

(group of ladies) “Let’s go acocking at the club tonight!”

by Aesthir April 1, 2019