Autiphilia 

The want/need to bang an autistic person.

Betty is major supporter of autiphilia ever since he learned about Autism Spectrum Disorder.

Autiphilia by Aezonick November 30, 2016

Autophilia 

the love for one's car; the urge to have sex with or masturbate to a car; other words may include autopheiliac

"Lets have sex!"
-No Response-
"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
-Still No Response-
"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"
-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.

Autophilia by XC Girl June 24, 2008

ammophilia 

A love of ammunition.

Some of those Capitol invaders were packing duffels of high capacity clips. Those guys had serious ammophilia.

ammophilia by Cynicool January 18, 2021

autophilanthropy

Stealing money from one's employer; embezzlement. To donate someone else' money to oneself.

I don't think I can afford to go clubbing this weekend, unless I can get away with some autophilanthropy.

autophilanthropy by bobistheowl January 3, 2014

Autophilia 

1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.

2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.

3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.

1. Larry: Oh! Hey Bob, look at that piece of sexy machinery right there! (points at a yellow Volkswagen)

Bob: You autophiliac!!!

2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.

3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!

Lambo: -no response-

Mary: Oh yah! Harder!

Autophilia by Valkaris May 4, 2010

appophiliac

A person that is obsessed with buying applications for any Apple product.

I bought 20 apps today. I think I'm an appophiliac.

appophiliac by lbarkley April 16, 2011

Artiphilia 

A lover of works of art.

John, I enjoy having artiphilia, because it is one way appreciating the creativity of humanity.

Artiphilia by Smartteaser192 August 26, 2009