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Someone who is sexually attracted to the stumps of amputees OR someone who "gets off" daydreaming about their own amputations.

After Jenny was in a horrible carwreck and became a paraplegic, she attatraced all sorts of weirdos including acrotophiliacs who were all about humping the stump.

acrotophiliac by KMP organizer December 20, 2006

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Arctophiliac

Slang adaptation of the word 'arctophile': collector of teddy bears

Origin:
< Gk arkto-, comb. form of arktós bear + -phile

a person who uses stuffed animals for sexual gratification, or as a fifi

"Tom is such an Arctophiliac; I caught him with a teddy bear in the microwave the other day!"

Arctophiliac by clawsmic February 7, 2010

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scrotophiliac

A male who is obsessed with showing his scrotum (not his penis) to anyone interested, male or female.

After the incident at the St. Bernardine of Sienna's adult co-ed retreat's "Reveal Something Intimate About Yourself session, Dr. Cowpers diagnosed Brody Hall as a scrotophiliac.

scrotophiliac by Ned Pointsman November 4, 2013

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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