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Assburger

The name that many siblings of those with Asperger's Syndrom give to the disorder.

What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.

An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.
(The doctor has just explained Asperger's syndrom to a young boy. While walking int he hallway he sees anotehr little boy who won't make eye contact with anyone and seems to be staring out into space.)

Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?

or

Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.
by carebear12345 September 19, 2009
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arsebadgers

secretive creatures of which the only visible evidence is the scuff marks they leave on the inside of your keks
'fucking hell look at the skidmarks in them keks you dirty arsed cunt'
'wern't me mate, 'twer't arsebadgers'
by spong May 2, 2003
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arse burger

When a person 'eats' somebody's ring. The cheeks making up the 'buns' and the ring the 'meat' for one joyous arse burger. Often compared to the taste of Mcdonalds burgers(2)
(1)
Person:I love eating my girlfriends arse burger 24/7...mmmmm Mcdonalds

(2)
Person:Mmmmmm....arse burger
Person2:Put, my cheese burger down dude
by Shitballs July 8, 2004
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Assburger's Disorder

The obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your sex partner's butt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .
She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "
by Butt Man April 6, 2015
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Assburgers Syndrome

it is when your body (most likely ass)
shits out burgers. it is very painfull but only a myth
hey my friend just got dignost with Assburgers Syndrome
by pyrosef October 8, 2008
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assburger

A hamburger or cheeseburger that is nasty enough to appear as if its meat came from an unknown creature's ass. Any school cafeteria is likely to serve assburgers. These horribly disgusting specimens of food can only exist in America, the only country in which there is a high enough concentration of disgusting people to eat them.
Oh God, I forgot my lunch and there's nothing to buy but assburgers.... I think I'll just not eat.
by The Agent of Randomness June 20, 2011
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Assburger Syndrome

by assburgersyndromepatient January 27, 2009
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