arachnahomaclostaphobia

The fear of being in a small space with gay spiders

"Bob's got a bad case of arachnahomaclostaphobia. He just despises being in small spaces with gay spiders."

by Omar Ravenhurst June 1, 2005

arachnion

A person who thinks he is cool but most defenitly is not, because for one he hangs christmas decorations on his bike. He always starts to cry when you laugh with him and he get's punched when he laughs at someone else.
Also thinks he some evil demon ruler but in real life he is a small fat kid with stupid glasses and thinks he is the 1337357 person alive.

Arachnion: Hahahahahahahaha
someone : what are you laughing at? *Punches arachnion*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
arachnion: *cries* hey you can't hit me i am the 1337357 person alive, i have a super old version of linux and I will hack your computer. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
someone : oh shut up. *Punches arachnion again* HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHA

by one_of_Alibabas_40_thieves January 7, 2005

Arachibutyrophobia

The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Eating a peanut butter sandwich is challenging for people with aracibutyrophobia.

by Zack Green September 5, 2004

David Archuleta

The 17-year old American Idol contestant from Utah, also referred to as "Archie" by his fans. He has one of the strongest voices AI has ever seen, and he is talented beyond his years. People like to hate on him because they think he's only winning because he's cute and loved by millions of girls, or because he's a baby, and rumors have been started about his father being a 'stage-dad.' He is also not too creative with his performances, like co-finalist David Cook, but is still has a purer voice than Cook. Nonetheless, Archuleta has talent at a young age that even the best idol contestants probably did not develop until later in their lives. Whether you want him to win or not, you have to admit he is talented.

David Archuleta didn't do so well on American Idol last night, his song choice wasn't too good.
The 17-year old David Archuleta has such a good voice for someone so young!
David Archuleta has a HUGE fanbase.

by heyyygirlHEY! May 19, 2008

Archu

Archu is the best person in the whole wide world. Her beauty is one of which is truly unmatched and out of this world. She never fails to make people happy especially her boyfriend (who is the luckiest man in the world). Her intentions are never evil or negative and she always wishes the best for others. She is truly a blessing in disguise and she deserves the whole world. She’s always there for everyone and she’s really comforting even when things aren’t going that well. Her loving, caring, funny, and sweet personality combined with her beauty makes her the best person in the whole wide world.

1. I always need help with math and Archu always helps me.
2. Archu is taken.
3. Archu is a princess.

by PrinceCharming21 July 31, 2018

arachnirona

When a pandemic happens and you're put in lockdown for a long period of time driving you crazy enough to eat Arachnids

The man has caught Arachnirona from being house bound for more than 2 weeks

by Psychobunny89 April 19, 2020

arachnophilia

The super weird attraction for spiders; the opposite of arachnophobia. These type of people probably watch Charlotte's Web a lot. Or maybe not. I am pretty sure she dies in the end. That would be horrible for spider-lovers.

He stared deep into the spider's many eyes. His arachnophilia had possessed him once more, and he longed for the spider to come and crawl up his arm.

by spooky-skelepuns May 25, 2016