aqualungs

An asian person who tries to breath under water but fails and end up drowning to death.

George tried to test out his aqualungs theory but failed and ended up DOA.

by whatalowblow December 25, 2009

Aqualog

A plump and succulent loaf of shit usually found floating on the surface of any body of water. Depending on the consistency, some aqualogs can be seen hovering just below the waterline. However, the most dangerous aqualogs are those whose density has caused them to sink to the bottom, where they lie in wait for unsuspecting feet to squish them.

Occasionally aqualogs will wash up on the shoreline, harden, and get used in the construction of children's sandcastles.

As I swam out a little deeper, I noticed an aqualog hurtling towards me on the crest on the next wave.

"This'll teach 'em," Eddie joked to himself as he slipped below the surface and squeezed out a huge aqualog.

by JNugs January 20, 2011

aquabonk

The act of hitting or tapping yourself or others on the head with a newly emptied, soft-sided water bottle (like the bottles used by Aquafina or Dasani). This usually occurs when you are relaxed and just hanging out.

I finished up my water and gave myself an aquabonk, and then aquabonked the dog a few times before getting back to watching Jerry Springer.

by OffroadGirl December 2, 2005

aqualung

a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor that is being inhaled by someone on a binge

Dude, check out the aqualung...that guy's gonna get hammered!

by truncheon March 25, 2005

aquazone

Digital aquarium

The fish on aquazone rival the pettiest petstores.

by Hercolena Oliver March 9, 2009

aquapong

a replacement for beerpong in which the participants are currently in an establishment in which beer or another alcoholic substitute is not readily available and hence the term is instead played with water.

Bro A: bro im so fuckin bored. lets play beerpong
Bro B: we cant play beerpong were in a church,
Bro A: ohyeah, damn,
Bro B: well then lets play aquapong,
Bro A: hell yah!!!

by brocrates July 31, 2009

Aqualoaf

When one takes a poop while swimming either in a lake, river, steam, pool or pond.

Shayna "hey Brett what's that floating in the water near you?"

Brett "it's an aqualoaf!"

by Donnie Deutsch July 1, 2018