Alaskan Avalanche

When you cum on a girls face, slap her with your dick, and push her in a pile of snow

Frosty the Snowman liked to give Alaskan Avalanches to kids when their parents aren't looking

by mik297 September 22, 2009

Dirty Avalanche

while the girl is sleeping next to you, you start jerking yourself and right before you cum, you waker her up and unload all over her face, catching her by complete surprise. just like an unsuspecting skier.

i gave my sister in law a dirty avalanche on her birthday.

by Mondo91 May 19, 2008

appliance car

An appliance car is generally a car that's only made for one thing: to get you from A to B as cheaply as possible and without any trouble. In other words to get the job done. Often, they are compared to appliances such as washing machines and microwaves. More than often you have problems finding them in the lot after your Wall-Mart adventures because of their total lack of style and presence. Though, they might come in a variety of colors, they are still beige. Beige in a way that they lack anything to be desired and beige in a way everything is beige at your grandparents' house. People who drive them usually say they are trying to be "green" and they are doing their part in saving the planet, but the statement they are making is basically that they are too cheap to pay for fuel and that they don't really care about anything that's exciting in any way. Usually you find these people in these beige cars driving under the speed limit on the left lanes of the interstate right next to a semi clogging up traffic, totally oblivious of any fucking thing around them. At the same time you are 2 feet behind them riding their ass and flashing your lights and raging in desperation that they will merge right. But instead, you are a moron too for not realizing that these people are FUCKING DUMB and use their rear view mirror exclusively while waiting for the light to turn green, while they pop zits and pick their nose.

an appliance car can be linked to the following:
any 4 door toyota, any 4 door honda, geo, saturn, chevy aveo, hybrids, and oh my fucking god any scion that isn't the TC.

-Is that a fucking fridge on wheels, dude?
-Close, it's a scion.

by hausmeister August 1, 2012

pussy avalanche

To describe when one is almost crushed by the sheer amount of pussy they get. Can be used sarcastically.

-Jimmy's college experience can best be described as a "pussy avalanche"
-The world champion scrabble player must get an avalanche of pussy.

by PussyAvalanche September 11, 2016

Birthday Avalanche

The sudden avalanche of birthday greetings posted on facebook etc when someone notices its your birthday....particularly funny when someone incorrectly posts Happy Birthday and everyone follows suit!

Fran: "Michael, your birthday is definitely tomorrow isnt it?"

Michael: "10 years Fran, its been 10 years. Why?"

Fran: "Your cousin's started a Birthday Avalanche on your Fb profile!"

by Fran P April 17, 2009

Appliance

To most of us, Appliance means a large electronic device used in the home. Appliances include refrigerators, washers, driers, ranges, ovens, and any other product designed to make life easier.

In the Dental world, an appliance is a device placed in a patient's mouth designed to correct the oral area. There are hundreds of dental appliances designed to do many things to the size of the mouth and the way it aligns with the upper and lower jaw.

1. I went to Best Buy to buy a GE washer. I also got the GE drier since it was on special. I am very satisfied with the efficiency of my new appliances.

2. Samantha went to the orthodontist today and was told the bad news that she would wear an appliance for 2 1/2 years. The appliance was to align her lower jaw with her upper jaw and create the perfect bite. Samantha was very traumatized from the social stigma received from the appliance as it caused her to lisp. She also had to deal with the pain of the appliance. It was not a fun experience for Samantha.

by 14th Street DC June 28, 2010

Appliance Farm

An overgrown former Montessori preschool now littered with rusty appliances tucked within Park Place Apartments located across the street from the Santa Ana Zoo. Residents living on the Southwest side of the Farm not only enjoy the beautiful view of this rusted masterpiece (a modern-marvel of sorts)to the north, but also have the privilege to watch the sun set over the shanty-tarp town to the south.

Dick: "Dude...I got really wasted last night and decided to explore the Appliance Farm last night.
John: "How the fuck was it?"
Dick: "Fan-fucking-tastic....but can you take me to the walk-in? I think I need a tetanus shot."

by itsamstry October 18, 2006