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appsturbate

to simulate the use of smartphone/i-phone apps for another, in an attempt to show them how necessary/cool it is to have or need to have them.

an explanation of the app's assets by partial demo of said app.
unlike masturbation, appsturbation requires another person as voyeur, if you will, to watch the appsturbator show his/her strokes.
people gathered 'round, as mikey stroked his iphone screen, showing off his latest app. he just needed to appsturbate, then and there. sure it wasn't as good as the full-on, program he used on his home computer, but it would do for now.
by hack'n'slash January 24, 2011
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appintment

An appointment to share a pint of a beverage, preferably alcoholic.
Hey, want to go over to Hoolihan's for an appintment on Friday?

When's our next appintment?

Charles and I had an appinment last week. I had to call a cab when it was over!
by mikeycav June 16, 2010
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Appstinence

Whenever someone desires to buy an app but do not have any points to do so. This is caused when one is too lazy to go out and get an iTunes card.
I've been wanting to get this one app but i've unfortunately been forced into Appstinence.
by Ze Urban Bird October 15, 2010
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Apistis

Apistis: without faith. (Greek, from pistis)

Agnostics (without knowledge) and atheists (without god) have long argued about which is the more accurate term for their logical analysis of all things. Agnostics are claimed to give up on ever knowing whether unknowable things exist (which is a silly claim but that's sort of what the word infers) and atheists are claimed to completely rule out the possibility of a god without any proof against it (which is exactly what the word means so the claim is justified).

Now, all of us can rest easy and join hands against the religious zealots, lunatics, and retards for there will be no more confusion of terms!
Guy 1: What religion are you?
Guy 2: I don't associate myself with any religion. I'm apistis.
Guy 1: oh, that means you're without faith, right?
Guy 2: ya
Guy 1: But don't you have faith in every step you take that you won't fall in a black hole or disappear at any moment?
Guy 2: No, through logical analysis I have figured out that stepping will do me no harm. 100% of all the steps I've ever taken have worked fine, so I keep taking them. Faith is believing in something without ever seeing it and having no reason to believe in it. That sort of stuff is just silly and everybody knows it.
Guy 1: Oh, well if that' what you think faith is then sure, but doesn't that mean the argument has just moved to be the definition of faith?
Guy 2: Ya! That's exactly it! and that's an argument that Apistis can have with all of organized religion. We won't have any more squabbling between agnostics and atheists distracting us! The scientific people of the world will more easily be able to rule out the crazy nuts. Hopefully it'll make life a lot simpler for all of us.
Guy 1: Awww, well good luck then.
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apeist

joey axeman is ona the biggest apeist ive ever seen
by gradymac! January 25, 2004
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Appstraction

When you get distracted by different apps on your iPhone. Can also be used when you have so many apps you are constantly pulling out your phone in a group to show everyone.
"What was I suppose to be googling? Oh yeah. Sorry man - I got appstracted.". Or, " Quit pulling out your phone dude. It's an appstraction."
by Princess of Aces February 26, 2012
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Appict

A person who shows severe symptoms of apple technology addiction.

Often resulting in the appict standing in lines for the latest product release, obsessive dialogue regarding apple products to those who do not care and late night rituals where the appict awakes for the keynote presentation.

An appict will often upgrade to the latest apple product (even if only for minimal technological gain) just so they may ease their psychological addiction. A euphoric state is reported once the appict obtains the latest apple product.
"I can't wait for the release of the iPad 4, it's going to be so much better than the "iPad 3". Yes, I know, I'm an appict."

"Hi, my name's John and I'm an appict. How awesome is the iPhone 5 though?!"
by kritikal October 30, 2012
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