alpacalypse

A form of apocalypse where the world becomes overrun by herds of alpacas.

When I saw that herd of alpacas charging toward me, I feared an alpacalypse.

by Crawsomi May 2, 2010

Alpacalypse

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An apocalypse theory where a herd of alpacas (A llama-related member of the camel family) come to attack our planet and spit double rainbows.

1- "This has been a really awful day."

" At least it wasn't the alpacalypse!"
2- "I better say my goodbyes, tomorrow is the alpacalypse."

by Murf The Alpaca Raiser December 12, 2011

alpaca sex

When an event gets so out of hand that the actions taking place are just plain disturbing and wrong.

Okay, you guys need to chill out! It's really starting to feel like alpaca sex here!

by Jam Cly September 4, 2006

alpaca

1. Something that is better than a Llama
2. Something that is better than you

by Alpaca Lenny April 9, 2003

Alpaca

Alpacas are the savior summoned from the supernovas in the andromeda galaxy. That where brought to us to save us from the evil llamas and their fortnite kids. First they took over Saturn to breed so they can out number the llamas. But here on earth they have been seen as a joke and acted dumb to spy on the llamas. When people annoy them too much they have to use 0,0001% of their power to spit on them. And when humans inevitably destroy themselves trying to juggle three atomic bombs the war will begin. It will be long lasting but it will settle year 69420 when the most powerful alpaca of them all, the alpacorn (an alpaca with a horn from a unicorn) will strike for the last time and the alpacas will rise victorious standing on the corpses of the llamas. Then they will rebuild society way better than we could ever imagine. After centuries of ruling they would have concord the whole universe we live in and will begin ascending to to higher dimensions and states of existence. When they are done ascending they would have reach complete control over time and space. They would dethrone god I and take his place and rule over all the universes for eternity.

Damn boii I love that alpaca.

by Alpacka lover October 12, 2020

alpacastan

country run by and for alpacas. Be careful if you are there.

alpacastan is a good place to be if you find alpacas to be pleasant.

by alpacastan August 31, 2010

Apladauscing

Adjective,Verb,Noun,Adverb... Everything else

Apladauscing can be used to describe anything, it means anything and everything.

Fatty-D:My boss said I was apladauscing today.
Guy who doesn't give a flying fuck: You apladausce alot, you selfish fuck.

by Timothythetooth June 20, 2008