aplaxx

The one who spanks all. Newbs and pros alike. Spaj, watch out.

"Spaj got knifed by Aplaxx"

by blackie October 15, 2003

Aplaxx

Aplaxx is the man. Watch out.
This goes double if you are named "Spaj"

"spaj, shup up. Aplaxx is speaking"

by blackie October 15, 2003

aplastao

1. The Spanish slang term for when something is squashed.
2. Flat, or flattened
3. slang for aplastado

Tu pelo parece un poco aplastao en ese lado.
Your hair looks a bit flat.

by J.D. Andrade October 3, 2007

aplatonic

Having no intimate feelings for others, especially those one has sexual relations with. Many would describe being aplatonic as stupid and often cruel. Aplatonic people typically lack a common moral compass and truly believe it to be a sexual orientation. Anyone they have sex with is purely for their own personal pleasure.

SCENARIO 1
Person 1: "Do you wanna hang out sometime?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm aplatonic."

SCENARIO 2
Person 1: "How come you never called me after that night?"
Person 2: "I'm aplatonic; you should know I don't have feelings for anyone."

by Joshy_Josh_and_the_Funky_Bunch June 24, 2016

Aplatonic

Someone who isn’t capable of reciprocating care for others and trying to hide their personality deficiencies behind an LGBTQ identity.

I’m aplatonic. You can give me all of the benefits of friendship and I don’t have to give you anything in return. So valid and queer!

by HahaGateGoSlam June 2, 2023

Aplatonic

People who may want the benefits of friendship but don’t want to make the return efforts of being a friend. They also don’t care about any friends they may somehow have. For some reason they want to believe this is a valid LGBTQ identity.

I’m a shitty friend that doesn’t care about others; please give me an aplatonic pride flag. Being aplatonic is just like really being LGBTQ, tee hee!

by HahaGateGoSlam March 11, 2023

Aplatonic

Someone who finds no interest in making platonic relationships

sorry, I don't want friends, I'm aplatonic

by Qal December 17, 2022