When you eat a lot of spicy foods such as hot sause or spicy pepper or any spicy foods and then when you take a shit your ass starts to burn like its on fire.
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Drinking multiple glasses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (Allegedly a technique used by the Apache during the Apache Wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)
I got in at 3:00 AM so I set my Apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 class. I had to pee so bad I thought I'd put a hole through the toilet...
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This warmachine destroyed something close to 500 or more Iraqi tanks during Operation Desert Storm in 1991.
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Get the Apache Snakeskin mug.An apache pilot is a Military Officer often characterized as one who, has no regard for safety, is often considered to be arrogant, and is thought to have the ability to drink copious amounts of alcohol. Army Apache Pilots are normally smarter than the average human being and are the most aesthetically pleasing people on the planet. To be in the presence of an Army Apache pilot is an accomplishment. The AH - 64 Apache helicopter is a 20 million dollar war machine that should be respected as such. Women are normally drawn to Apache pilots because of their attitude in the military and their above average looks.
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Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?
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