antiqueing

Throwing flour on your roomates face while he is asleep.

Shultz antiqued David while he slept on the floor.

by King Cow December 30, 2003

antiquated

Old-fashioned, outdated

She stated she thinks the siren is antiquated and overdue to be disconnected.

by Bigfoot99 March 7, 2016

antique

To hit someone with a handful of flour while they are asleep, covering their heads. Results in the production of "nose muffins".

Let's antique his sleeping ass.

by Wade March 21, 2003

Antique

To pack a pulverized substance (preferably baby powder, corn starch, or flour) in ones butt crack and then fart in somebody's face

whoever falls asleep first is going to get antiqued for sure.

by Clevername16 January 11, 2016

Antiquing

Similar to the term referring to shopping for older artifacts and objects, antiquing refers to a younger person sexually or romantically seeking the company of an older person.

Over the weekend, Jeff went antiquing at the local bar where he met Olivia who is 25 years his senior.

by nicknc001214 January 22, 2014

Antique

An older ladies' (see cougar) vagina.

Have you seen Mrs. Coutler's antiques? They are a sight to behold.

by Roger's Ms. April 2, 2011

Antique

While having sex with a person. Pull out before ejactulation and cum in your own hand; then proceed to slap the person in the face with it.

That girl is dirty, I know because I antiqued her just the other night.

by NsstyN8 June 11, 2008