A face caused by an event in which one or more people try to be funny or amusing, and one or more people on the receiving side give a combination the death stare and vagrancy that simply says "Fuck You, Please Die Now."
I was at one of those school presentations and when the principal made a joke, everyone was Not Amused.
by Bass Drop Donnie August 5, 2012
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"I slid Samantha's shorts off after spending all day at Dland and it was some real bomb amusement park pussy"
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Women: "I made us a reservation to have the 12 course tasting menu at Manresa on Saturday at 830pm."
Man: "Great! Should we plan to Amuse bone beforehand since we'll be tired and full after?"
Man: "Great! Should we plan to Amuse bone beforehand since we'll be tired and full after?"
by TALKTONIGHTROCKS March 3, 2016
Get the Amuse bone mug.1. a small appetizer meant to tease the palate before the meal
2. a small amount of sex ("amuse the bush") at the start of the day that is not enough to satisfy but to tease before the main course later in the day
2. a small amount of sex ("amuse the bush") at the start of the day that is not enough to satisfy but to tease before the main course later in the day
1. "The crostini with pan-seared fois gras was a delightful amuse-bouche."
2. "Yep, I woke up at 7 but had to leave the house at 7:15 so we had a 5 minute amuse-bouche before showering and going to work- can't wait for the main course."
2. "Yep, I woke up at 7 but had to leave the house at 7:15 so we had a 5 minute amuse-bouche before showering and going to work- can't wait for the main course."
by DJJC October 24, 2007
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by OmfgASquirrel July 29, 2009
Get the amusement mug.1. Someone, whom you likely don’t know, that is such a douchebag that you find yourself entertained by his or her antics.
2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.
2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.
1. Charlie Sheen is an amuse douche. His “winning” breakdown was so out of control that I found the whole thing hilarious.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.
3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.
3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.
by Minionite July 25, 2014
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1.
"It is incredibly amusting to me when I catch my dog eating the cat shit out of the litter box."
2.
Man (in kitchen): "Honey, I need your help, hurry!!!"
Woman (upstairs): "Okay, I'm coming!!" She hurries down the stairs to aid her husband before an apparent disaster occurs.
The man quietly and calmly sits at the kitchen table.
Woman: "Well what the hell did you call me down here for?"
Man: "Can you grab me another brew, babe?"
Woman: "You amust me." She turns and silently walks up the stairs.
3.
"It never ceases to amust me how Taco Bell smells the same when it's coming out as it does when it's going in!"
"It is incredibly amusting to me when I catch my dog eating the cat shit out of the litter box."
2.
Man (in kitchen): "Honey, I need your help, hurry!!!"
Woman (upstairs): "Okay, I'm coming!!" She hurries down the stairs to aid her husband before an apparent disaster occurs.
The man quietly and calmly sits at the kitchen table.
Woman: "Well what the hell did you call me down here for?"
Man: "Can you grab me another brew, babe?"
Woman: "You amust me." She turns and silently walks up the stairs.
3.
"It never ceases to amust me how Taco Bell smells the same when it's coming out as it does when it's going in!"
by Lady Em April 25, 2014
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