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Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substance in the body
“You drunk right now?”
“Nah, Im sober as a moose
by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020
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A CABOOSE LIKE A MOOSE

Lakisha put the "b" in back; shit, she got a caboose like a moose...mutha-fuckin' thing has its own zip code!
by weave November 24, 2003
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Room With A Moose

A blank white room located at the end of a wormhole in space. It contains a moose.
"At the end of the wormhole lays... a room... with a MOOSE!"

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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Blast a Moose

Oh man you totally blast a moose last night
by FlawlessAngel August 7, 2011
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ammosexual

A term for someone who feels affection for firearms. Often an attraction to the beauty and design of the gun, but can also refer to love for the history, freedom, security, or tactile feel of the gun. Also typified by those who feel joy in being able to find and acquire ammunition to feed their firearms, especially at an affordable price.

Ammosexuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots who desire the eradication of individual liberty and equality, in favor of either violent mobs, might-makes-right, or tyrant kings.

Fearing violence and protests, most ammosexuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. Ammosexuals are frequently the target of anti-freedom laws and politicians, and are currently denied many freedoms granted to other minority groups in most nations.
Hey, want to see my new favorite rifle? Her name's Vera.

Are you an ammosexual, too? Do you want to maybe try being range buddies?
by The Metallurgist August 6, 2014
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bag a moose

Hey bro, are you going out with her again? Let's hope tonight's the night you bag a moose.
by Jason J. D. August 24, 2006
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"Hey Bill!"

"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"
by <ShiverBurn> November 26, 2013
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