Ambisextrous

A word describing those with the rare ability to masturbate using either of their hands.

Those who are Ambisextrous (male or female) can switch hands on the fly, virtually eliminating the problem of cramping altogether.

This creates a more efficient self-pleasuring experience in general.

Ambisexterity is a highly regarded trait- said to only be held by the most skilled of masturbaters.

"Nick? Yeah, he writes with his left hand. But I heard he's ambisextrous."

"Damn. Sounds like a god."

by Spagoni September 4, 2011

ambitextrous

Describes a person who, when typing a text message using a single hand, is able to use both thumbs with equal ease.

I spent a month with my right hand in a cast and had to do all of my texting with my left hand. When I took the cast off, I realized that all of the practice with my left thumb had made me ambitextrous. Now I can type just as fast with either thumb.

by JasonGB September 13, 2008

sexually ambidextrous

Bisexual. Someone who goes both ways.

That girl Katie likes girls and guys. She's totally sexually ambidextrous.

by ReginaPhalange2 April 8, 2009

ambiTEXTrious

The ability to text using both hands at the same time or either individually.

Person one: Hey man, aren't you right handed?
Person two: Yea. Why?
1: You're texting with your left hand.
2: Man, I'm ambiTEXTrious.

by inthebackseatofyourcarJae April 4, 2009

Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.

Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.

by Roger's Not Here January 26, 2023

Ambidextrous

To be able to use either hand, equally as well in an action

That kid is ambidextrous; he can write with either hand

by GuyTeipleX July 21, 2016

Ambisextrous

1. Someone who practices no sexual discrimination whatsoever.
2. The property of being equally gifted at pleasuring with either hand.
3. Bisexual.

Celia proved she was truly ambisextrous when she made Peter and Polly orgasm simultaneously.

by Chandra42 July 5, 2006