amazon rank
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): amazon ranked
1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.
Etymology: from 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com’s website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include “Bastard Out of Carolina,” “Lady Chatterly’s Lover,” several romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): amazon ranked
1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.
Etymology: from 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com’s website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include “Bastard Out of Carolina,” “Lady Chatterly’s Lover,” several romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.
I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly’s Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene, Amazonfail.
Alternate usage: My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay. It's totally an Amazonfail.
Alternate usage: My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay. It's totally an Amazonfail.
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Bro, he tried Amazonian spear throw last night and missed.
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Bro, he tried Amazonian spear throw last night and missed.
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Amazonian Sounding involves the act of collecting river water from the Amazon, pouring 5-6oz of said river water in a condom, placing the condom on your phallus, and urinating in the condom.
Last time I did Amazonian Sounding was with my dad during summer vacation and then we went water boarding in Guantanamo Bay.
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Get the amazonalypse mug.A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.
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Man: oh no, oh no, oh no youuu don'....
Woman: (blubber squelch blubber blubber squelch)
Man:...'t... you filthy slut, you just gave me an Amazonian Sleeping Bag, and now my dick and balls are covered in sticky sludge...
(2)
Guy1: So, i had just smashed the shit out of this dirty slosh pot and was settling down to a cosey spoon, when suddenly the bitch queefed all over my first in command.
Guy2: She didn't did she!?
Guy1: Yes, she did, she gave me an Amazonian sleeping bag.
Guy2: Jesus christ! Are you ok?
Man: oh no, oh no, oh no youuu don'....
Woman: (blubber squelch blubber blubber squelch)
Man:...'t... you filthy slut, you just gave me an Amazonian Sleeping Bag, and now my dick and balls are covered in sticky sludge...
(2)
Guy1: So, i had just smashed the shit out of this dirty slosh pot and was settling down to a cosey spoon, when suddenly the bitch queefed all over my first in command.
Guy2: She didn't did she!?
Guy1: Yes, she did, she gave me an Amazonian sleeping bag.
Guy2: Jesus christ! Are you ok?
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