Allah Ackbar

A particularly devastating bowel movement that results in an explosion or splatter effect of fecal matter across all surfaces within a bathroom stall; the toilet lid and tank, walls of the bathroom stall, and the floor.

Someone had an Allah Ackbar in the men's room. The wall is covered in shit!

by monkeyshat December 14, 2008

Allah AssRape

righteous under the torah and koran. This assrape is not only for personal pleasure, but is also for "allah" and the jihad. Similar to the "Metal dan" this religious enforced intercourse is very sacred to activist groups like hamas, taliban, and albert queda. Usually occurs and practiced bye taliban village elders in middle eastern countries such as "Ifuckuassistan" and Indian provinces near the Hindu KUSH like the monk town "Chedduhfrumunduh" and also seen in the the famous 1940's movie "Reise de Meine Fuhrer: Un, Babuh Heitler."

Guy 1: "allah akbar!" *explosions*
Guy2: "Allah ASSRAPPPPEEEEEE!" *different type of explosion penetrating a goats colon*

Charlotte: "hugh your Allah AssRape is amazing"
Hugh: "yea dude...i know.. i learned from the best

by slimydorritoballs December 7, 2011

allah ackbar

Islam inspired by the Third Reich also believes a lie repeated often enough becomes true in the mind of the simple not much unlike truthiness.

If you tell a lie big enough, allah ackbar, and keep repeating it, naive people will eventually come to believe it

allah ackbar? no! allah NOT ackbar

by allah not akbar² May 19, 2013

allah ackbar

What you hear right before you fall into a trap.

I have you now, you Rebel scum. Allah Ackbar!

by Another Idiot December 31, 2010

allah ack bar

something a terrorist says just before he hits a building head first.

from family guy : Peter griffin"oh my god you missed the time america was attacked by mentally challenged suicide bombers"." allah ack bar" SPLAT!

by dxjames123 May 25, 2010

allah ackbar

Allah and Ackbar are the twin gods of chaos, death, and destruction. Together Allah (the great deceiver) and Ackbar (the great destroyer) have created the region of corruption, sorrow, and despair we now know as the middle east. Militants pay homage to this demonic duo and receive blessings by committing acts of murder and suicide. Death, no matter the source, feeds the wicked pair!

Allah Ackbar! Bless and fill us with unholy rage so we may smite our enemies!

by CGY July 22, 2006

allah ackbar

Correct Prounciation being Allah- hu-aackbur
said as part of muslim prayer before each bow down.

"Allah ackbar (allah hu-aackbur), subna rab bay ya a lah.." part of the second bow down, said three times before rising again.

by manay December 1, 2006