alienmart

an app and online marketplace where you can sell products and services such as cars, cellphones, houses and other legal products and services from your home

Friend: "Hey dude did you buy something from the app of Alienmart?"
Me: "Yeah dude, everything went fine and i got my package without any problem"

by alienmart lover June 23, 2022

Alienware

Piece of shit computer, advertised as 'The Ultimate Gaming Machine'. Turns out that after 1 month ( the warrenty period ) the machine will decide to turn off after 10 mins of use due to overheating. I am talking about their laptops. When i say 10 mins of use i dont mean playing the latest game, but simply browsing the f**king internet. It seems im not alone with my experiences. So if you guys want an attractive but oversized hot paper weight buy alienware! If not...... well you know what to do.

I have a alienware computer.

by Absynth March 13, 2009

alienware

A VERY highly overrated brand of gaming CPU. They're overpriced, and their tech support is non-existent. The company lies to each and every single one of their customers (and non-customers) by falsly advertizing that they will fix any problems that happen under their warranty. NEVER buy anything from this company run by ignorant assholes.

Alienware is for rich people who want to play games but in reality have no fucking clue how to use Windows even to the most minimal extent. Buy a PC from an HONESTLY reputable manufacturer such as HP, and don't get ripped off by Alienware's bad quality merchanise and obscene prices.

by Lament For The Last Days May 20, 2006

alienware

Great computer company that people like to bash. They make high end gaming PCs, although they are expensive.

OMG i hate alienware it sucks and is a pos and i cant afford 1 lemme go write a urbandictionary definition about it

by namebeingusedbysomeoneelse August 4, 2009

Alienware

A division of Dell, 'nuff said.

Noob: My mom just bought me a new alienware!
You: rotflolmfaomfg...

by Aiiron August 1, 2009

alienware

a company that sells the best made computers and treats their employees like crap and pays them like crap for the amount of money theyre making of them.

hmmm, sounds like someone is disgruntled

anyone get any mistakes in their Alienware computer it's my fault for leaving my job.

by michael October 22, 2004

alienware

Miami-based company that manufactures very high-end (though usually coming in a few grand below Falcon Northwest, the absolute leader in bleeding-edge hardware gaming PCs). Are instantly distinguishable by their distinctive cases (used to be tall towers, but are now sleeker and sport "alien eyes" at the bottom, because countless boutique shops have imitated the original Alienware look) and high costs. Owners argue that the convenience of knowing everything is perfectly compatible, and award-winning customer service are worth the price.

Fan: Dude, Steve just got a new Alienware.
Person: He could've bought the same configuration for half that price.
Fan: Yeah, but he's also getting 24/7 customer service and they put it together for him.
Person: That hardly sounds worth it.
Fan: We differ in opinion -- the logical solution is to have fight to determine who's right.

by Hamurabi March 14, 2005