noun Whether you just brushed/combed your hair or not, it's the 1 - 3 strands of hair which stubbornly stick up, on the back of your head.
*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.
*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.
"Come here. You have an Alfalfa hair sticking up."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."
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Definition derived from an infamous entry in the world sex guide (http://www.worldsexguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).
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PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.
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AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"
DB: "What dude?"
AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
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AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
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