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freebirding

when a man pees, preferably into a conventional toilet bowl but alternatively a urinal, while victoriously waving his clenched fists over his head, as tribute to the pleasure of manhood.
Though it started as a fight, we soon realized that warm feeling was neither blood nor sweat--but freebirding. Also, we're gay.
by Sirblondie June 21, 2009
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alfalfa spout

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.
EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.
by Sirblondie June 16, 2009
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immfo

As a general statement:
Dolphins are seven time more badass than sharks, immfo.

In conversation:
Her: Can I sit down?
Him: IMMFO I DON'T THINK YOU CAN SIT DOWN.
Her: I want a divorce.
by SirBlondie March 1, 2009
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AFAP

by SirBlondie January 17, 2009
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linucks

A greeting between linux users. Linux + Knucks = Linucks
Sys Admin 1: "Dude, just installed the latest debian distro."
Sys Admin 2: "NICE MAN, LINUCKS."
by SirBlondie January 24, 2009
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low six

Similar to a low five between two bros, but with the added flair of a sixth digit, aka one's dick.

Commonly performed on nude beaches, this is seen as the ultimate gesture of friendship.
"dude bro i was giving this guy a low five but he was so clutch that it became a low six"
by Sirblondie December 17, 2008
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pedosticks

Pedosticks combines the alluring qualities of chopsticks and pedophilia.

As with fiddlesticks, it can be used to denote frustration for being unable to do something. Unlike with fiddlesticks, that something is jailbait.
Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you take a seat?

Prashanth: Aww pedosticks.
by SirBlondie December 20, 2008
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