Sirblondie's definitions

pedosticks

Pedosticks combines the alluring qualities of chopsticks and pedophilia.

As with fiddlesticks, it can be used to denote frustration for being unable to do something. Unlike with fiddlesticks, that something is jailbait.

Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you take a seat?

Prashanth: Aww pedosticks.

by SirBlondie December 20, 2008

Spraleigh

Nickname for Raleigh, North Carolina.
Sprawl + Raleigh = Spraleigh.

Bro1: Uggh Daniel supposedly lives in Raleigh but google maps says it's a 45 minute drive.
Bro 2: That's Spraleigh for you...

by SirBlondie December 22, 2008

RADD

Reading Attention Deficit Disorder. Used to describe people incapable of reading anything longer than a blog post, magazine article, or short story.

Mom: I've been having a lot of trouble staying with books recently, but it's not like I don't read. I noticed I'm always reading a magazine or a short story collection.
Son: You have RADD.

by SirBlondie January 9, 2009

three cheese alfredo

The act of three bros simultaneously ejaculating into the hair of a ladyfellow.

Bro1: Hey bro, I'm having a party tonight, wanna come?
Bro2: Ehh... dunno. I think I have plans.
Bro1: COME ON, we're making three cheese alfredo...
Bro2: oooh my favorite. Who's the lucky lady?
Bro1: your mom.
Bro2: so not clutch.

by SirBlondie December 22, 2008

Summblr

A tumblelog maintained only during the summer.

Hey man, did you upload those photos to your Summblr yet?

by SirBlondie October 24, 2011

stylol

A laughably ill-informed perception of style

Bro: AHHH yeah, breh, check out these kanye shutter shades.
Fellow: Styloling it up, I see.
Bro: YUHYEAH... wait, what?

by Sirblondie October 16, 2008

alfalfa spout

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.

EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.

by Sirblondie June 16, 2009