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Summblr

A tumblelog maintained only during the summer.
Hey man, did you upload those photos to your Summblr yet?
by SirBlondie October 24, 2011
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Google Wave

A hand gesture made to simultaneously say goodbye to someone and express sorrow for having failed their expectations.
Honey, I'm sorry I wasn't the man you thought I was. I guess it's time we part ways. I guess it's time to... Google wave.
by SirBlondie October 24, 2011
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freebirding

when a man pees, preferably into a conventional toilet bowl but alternatively a urinal, while victoriously waving his clenched fists over his head, as tribute to the pleasure of manhood.
Though it started as a fight, we soon realized that warm feeling was neither blood nor sweat--but freebirding. Also, we're gay.
by Sirblondie June 21, 2009
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alfalfa spout

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.
EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.
by Sirblondie June 16, 2009
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immfo

As a general statement:
Dolphins are seven time more badass than sharks, immfo.

In conversation:
Her: Can I sit down?
Him: IMMFO I DON'T THINK YOU CAN SIT DOWN.
Her: I want a divorce.
by SirBlondie March 1, 2009
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linucks

A greeting between linux users. Linux + Knucks = Linucks
Sys Admin 1: "Dude, just installed the latest debian distro."
Sys Admin 2: "NICE MAN, LINUCKS."
by SirBlondie January 24, 2009
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AFAP

by SirBlondie January 17, 2009
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