Aleksa is the knock off Russian equivalent of what we commonly know to be Amazon Alexa. Substantially less refined than her American counterpart, this Virtual AI presents a virtual persona akin to a tired mother in her mid 30’s after a few glasses of red wine and a long day.
Aleksa can also control smart-arse devices such as condescension, passive aggression and blunt “conversational cul-de-sacs”.
Aleksa can also control smart-arse devices such as condescension, passive aggression and blunt “conversational cul-de-sacs”.
User: “Aleksa! Where did I put my keys?”
Aleksa: “Look with your eyes not with your mouth, you lazy asshole. Mama’s on the grape.”
Aleksa: “Look with your eyes not with your mouth, you lazy asshole. Mama’s on the grape.”
by schmuffin April 22, 2020
aleksa has been in love with jovana for a long time but he is also pussy and afraid to tell her that
by unknoooooooown November 21, 2021
Aleksa Djurić was a Russian Wagner mercenary who died in a horrific accident in Libya, he continues to be a source of controversy being at the center of virtually every current major disaster, war crime, and geopolitical happenings. Aleksa is said to drive a Chevy camero and is married to Taylor Swift.
by aleksafollower November 18, 2020
THE BEST PERSON EVER, AND ITS ME<3
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