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Aleksa

Aleksa is the knock off Russian equivalent of what we commonly know to be Amazon Alexa. Substantially less refined than her American counterpart, this Virtual AI presents a virtual persona akin to a tired mother in her mid 30’s after a few glasses of red wine and a long day.

Aleksa can also control smart-arse devices such as condescension, passive aggression and blunt “conversational cul-de-sacs”.
User: “Aleksa! Where did I put my keys?”

Aleksa: “Look with your eyes not with your mouth, you lazy asshole. Mama’s on the grape.”
by schmuffin April 21, 2020
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Aleksa

aleksa has been in love with jovana for a long time but he is also pussy and afraid to tell her that
Aleksa - najbolje bi bilo da se izbjegne koriscenje ove rijeci
by unknoooooooown November 21, 2021
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Aleksa Djurić

Aleksa Djurić was a Russian Wagner mercenary who died in a horrific accident in Libya, he continues to be a source of controversy being at the center of virtually every current major disaster, war crime, and geopolitical happenings. Aleksa is said to drive a Chevy camero and is married to Taylor Swift.
Bro that's Aleksa Djruić !

Aleksa Djurić is the lion of Kosovo.
by aleksafollower November 18, 2020
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Aleksa Eihfuse

THE BEST PERSON EVER, AND ITS ME<3
Arina: Omg who's that awesome girl?
Julia: Omg its Aleksa Eihfuse! The best girl ever!
by lolmmmmm May 17, 2021
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Aleksa sobitch

A fat boy that drives a gay 5.0 with bloody athletes foot, has thin hair and looks greasy asf (aka смалець) like a how licked him. Mrco looking ass, his pervert dad. Bike profits=steak=pussy
Hey Lara did you hear that gay ass mustang must be Aleksa sobitch
by Chorny August 8, 2021
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Aleksa Bulatovic

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Adonissssss
Person 1: "Hey you know that Adonis guy?"
Person 2: "Oh you mean Aleksa Bulatovic"
by anonymous October 2, 2022
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Aleksas

someone who is bad at water mlg's
"Omg......he died because he pulled an Aleksas"
by elsa_isfrozen July 27, 2021
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