"How did the fire start?"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"
by Bourbonsauce January 21, 2010
Get the Rube Goldberg Alcoholism mug.Much different than an Alcoholic. Alcoholists do not have a dependency on alcohol. They merely enjoy drinking large amounts of alcohol to reach that "happy place", which usually means blacking out and trying to figure out what the hell happened last night.
Dude I'm not alcoholic. I'm an alcoholist.
All alcoholists have a a flask full of Jägermeister and red bull to have an instant Jäger bomb.
All alcoholists have a a flask full of Jägermeister and red bull to have an instant Jäger bomb.
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You may here someone yell "Damnit, you're an alcoholic!" but you'll never here someone say "Damn you, you have Cancer!"
You may here someone yell "Damnit, you're an alcoholic!" but you'll never here someone say "Damn you, you have Cancer!"
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Get the Alcoholism mug.An expert at alcohol. Like a specialist~ a professional. Someone who is a specialist at alcohol. Unlike the term "alcoholic", which has a negative connotation, an "alcoholist" is someone who is a specialist at alcohol. They are unlikely to be a drunk, but more akin to a connoisseur of alcohol. This is a compliment, and a term of respect and camaraderie.
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That person is a specialist.
That person is a biologist.
That person is an economist.
**That person is an alcoholist.**
That person is a specialist.
That person is a biologist.
That person is an economist.
**That person is an alcoholist.**
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Get the Alcoholist mug.Jeff: Hey John, you wanna come out to the bar tonight with me and Eddie?
John: No thanks Jeff. To tell you the truth, I think Eddie's a total alcohole. I just don't have the energy to put up with him right now.
John: No thanks Jeff. To tell you the truth, I think Eddie's a total alcohole. I just don't have the energy to put up with him right now.
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Get the Alcoholmes mug.The process of drinking more alcohol while at the same time taking a piss, therefore refilling the emptiness left in your body from your pee.
In medicine, alcoholysis (from "alcohol", meaning liquid of the gods, "alcohol", meaning alcohol (duh), and "lysis", meaning loosening) is a process for removing alcohol from the system while introducing more at the same time, and is primarily used to replace the alcohol lost from your system while taking a piss, to adequately maintain the proper level of awesomeness in your body, to continue your epic night which you won't remember anyways.
In medicine, alcoholysis (from "alcohol", meaning liquid of the gods, "alcohol", meaning alcohol (duh), and "lysis", meaning loosening) is a process for removing alcohol from the system while introducing more at the same time, and is primarily used to replace the alcohol lost from your system while taking a piss, to adequately maintain the proper level of awesomeness in your body, to continue your epic night which you won't remember anyways.
In order to stay in the proper party fashion, I was forced to undergo an alcoholysis.
Guy 1: Hey 2, are you done for the night?
Guy 2: Uhhh.. (burp) Nahh mann, I'm jus' gonna get an alcoholysis done, to (burp) refresh the tank.
Guy 1: Hey 2, are you done for the night?
Guy 2: Uhhh.. (burp) Nahh mann, I'm jus' gonna get an alcoholysis done, to (burp) refresh the tank.
by Eddy A. Poe October 7, 2011
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