Alastor

A demon from hell who is our lord savior that wears a nice suit a tie and a monocle also all hail alastor

hey have you seen the new episode of hazbin hotel alastor is in it so much more

Alastor by sexy alastor November 12, 2020

Alasas 

A term currently used to denote sarcasm and invalidates the associated sentence, premise or conclusion. The word "alasas" feeds on the associated sentence, the stronger and more definitive (minimal logical guarding) the associate sentence, the more it is refuted overall. Kinda like Newton's third law of physics.

It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.

From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =

exact definition "based on the foundation of"

"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation

Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.

Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.

Terrence will definitely win by "Knock Out" in a boxing match with his roommate. Alasas

Or

Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.

Meaning :

I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.

Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.

Meaning: I will never get my money..

Alasas by Sparty311 May 4, 2013

alaskan dick mask 

When a man proceeds to ejaculate on a womens facial region while on a chairlift going up a mountain, she carries on by snowboarding/skiing down the mountain creating a frozen seamen based mask

"ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK?"

"THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES"

DRAYMOUND: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALASKAN DICK MASK"......... JAMAQUIS:"DO YOU WANT TO GO SKIING??"

alaskan dick mask by BURRBURRSHWASTED August 5, 2011

Alaskan War Horn

The act of jizzing in a Bugle chip, then placing the pointy end inside your or your lovers anus. After placing it, squat over your lover's face and fart into the Bugle. This will cause the jizz to spray over your partner's face.

"Hey Jack, what did you do yesterday?" "Oh, Jeremy and I gave each other Alaskan War Horns! Yum Yum!"

Alaskan War Horn by Ask Ken To Dance With Me January 20, 2013

Alaskan Firedragon 

So the Urbandictionary definition made you curious too?

No luck I'm afraid my friend.

Alaskan Firedragon by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005

Alastina 

The weirdest girl you will ever meet. However because of this weirdness she is one of the most entertaining people you will meet.

If you do ever meet an Alastina.
Stay with her.
Make your time together count and memorable.

I always smile when Alastina is around

Alastina by My_Name_Bob July 16, 2015

alaskan angry bull 

Alaskan angry bull:

the act where you fuck a girl from behind. After a few seconds, hold on to her real hard and whisper in her ear: ''i have syphillis''The goal is then to keep your dick inside her and attempt to stay mounted while the animal attempts to buck off the rider.

eight full seconds count as a qualified ride.

variant form of alaskan dragon

hey dude i just pullef an alaskan angry bull on my hookup from last night

really? did you qualify?

you know i did!

Ayyy!

*high five*

alaskan angry bull by _N8 June 22, 2016