Alabamin

The constant act of cousin fucking and doing other Alabama things i.e Inbreeding,Stealing ,ect..

Johnny likes fucking his sister,but she thinks it's Alabamin.

by Cousin Fuckers R Us October 18, 2016

Hoover, Alabama

Founded way back in 1967 by a Neo-Nazi, Hoover, Alabama offers many chain restaurants, strip malls, and new-money maniacs climbing that social ladder. An inflated sense of self is garnished with the stinch of racism and spiritual abuse. Here, roads are backed up with mini-vans commuting to places like Greystone in the hope of elevating one's status. Bores are everywhere, just pray you never sit next to one at a dinner party. They will drop every name in the book, talk about how much money they make, and even ask you about your money...prepare to vomit. They also brag about attending church more than you do...the desperation for admiration is pathetic. Hoover is the closeted homosexual happily married to his frumpy school marm prig. But she's so busy smocking, embroidering, or devouring Guthrie’s she never notices his indiscretions.

Hoover, Alabama Guy: Did you know that he was the CEO of HealthSouth, he lives in a big mansion in Shoal Creek, I've been hunting on his land before?

Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.

by GoodOldBoyRollTide January 23, 2019

alabanza

A Spanish word meaning to "raise this thing to God's face" and to sing quite literally "praise to this."

Abuela Claudia had simple pleasures.
She sang the praises of things we ignore:
Glass Coke bottles, bread crumbs, a sky full of stars.
She cherished these things.
She'd say "Alabanza."

by usnavi November 16, 2013

sweet home alabama

Sweet Home Alabama is a song, but is also used to describe a relationship of incest

Friend: Katie Balmore and Pete Clifford like each other! They’re literally cousins!
Me: Sweet Home Alabama!

by daddysaddle91 March 3, 2019

Alabama Drone

4 male relatives hold hands whilst laying face up on the floor. They all simultaneously perform the helicopter. Meanwhile, a female relative points a TV remote at the drone formation and pretends to fly it.

"You heard about the Bradshaws doing the Alabama Drone"
"Yeah thats fucked mate"

by Ketty Fap October 15, 2020

Alabamgay

Gay incestuous sexual attraction

I think my brother might be alabamgay for me!

by Crapfeces July 20, 2022

alabamadom

When you miss your Dom so much and you just wanna call him.

A: Ôi, alabamadom!

by nhasucvathoc May 16, 2022