pole smoking assmaster

see detlef

he's proud to be a pole smoking assmaster

by discordian January 7, 2004

Assmaster

The person who owns your ass.

Jake says to margie, "Hey you're a bitch!"

Margie says back, "Go report back to your assmaster!"

by Alli-BABA July 3, 2010

assmaster

One who is a master of ass.

Man, he has been dating so many women this year that assmaster!

by ClueMonster January 7, 2003

akister

the title given to someone you really hate or someone that smells awful.

oh man, that guy is such an akister

by SQUIRTLE THE GREATEST March 20, 2009

Alibaster Face

A face you make when taking a wide dump, The facial expression lasts about 15 minutes after the deed is done.

Dj Half Ton: Man, WTF! who dropped this loaf in the toilet,

Friend 2: I dont know but I just saw Jimmy walking with a alibaster face

Dj Half Ton: Let me see, Oh yeah, he sure does have an Alibaster Face

by Boneyt May 21, 2009

Assmaster

A gay man who loves to take cock up the caboose, or someone who is a homosexual and loves to jam his penis into another gay guy's anus. A really sick bastard.

Hey assmaster! Get off of that guy!

by Ryan J. July 27, 2005

assmaster

a master of the ass, a homosexual, faggot face

dlyan is such a faggy assmaster

by kenny eldred December 28, 2007