Aisle Donkey

Slang term used to refer to a flight attendant on board an aircraft.

Dan asked the Aisle Donkey for a beverage from her cart.

by Stephannie98 March 10, 2009

Aisle Donkey

Derogatory Slang for a Flight attendant. Generally used by Pilot Wives who suffer from the delusion that their husbands could be named sexiest man alive by People magazine and that every flight attendant is attempting to fuck him.

Those damn aisle donkeys are always trying to fuck my husband when he goes to Hawaii.

by Kronl December 24, 2022

Aisle 6

woman

Aisle 6 has woman

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ January 14, 2021

Aisle Butt

When you sit in the aisle of the bus and people's asses rub against you, making you very uncomfortable for the duration of your journey.

"No! I don't want to sit in the aisle, I'll cop some aisle butt!"

by blink-182 Fan February 2, 2010

aisle dusting

Passing gas in a store aisle and walking away. Then watching people linger through it.

My husbands favorite pass time is "aisle dusting" strangers in the local wal mart.

by slippery beaver April 29, 2010

Aisle Mine

Using skillful timing, the Aisle Mine is a concentrated cloud of anal gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting passers-by.

For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.

Dude 1 : "Oh F*ck!...F*ck me!...ergh!...!!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"

by woofbarkdonkey December 17, 2008

aisle of progress

Unlike disney worlds carousel of progress this is an aisle at a company where all the latest development is supposed to happen but instead it sits empty. The shock and dismay of managers faces are always visible when they look into the aisle of progress. "WHERE IS EVERYONE? DON'T THEY KNOW THIS IS THE COMPANIES MOST IMPORTANT PROJECT?"

pad:Have you seen stinky feet?
commando: Yeah hes over in the aisle of progress.
pad:I checked, nobody is there.
commando: std

by 1337c0d3d00d October 5, 2020