Agnorant

The compound stupidity of a person so arrogant they can't see their own ignorance

You're agnorant when you tweet actual authors of books mansplaining the plot to them and how you know more about their own creation

by K, as in ok September 3, 2020

Agnostic

A person who is sensible enough to admit that they have no fucking clue what is going on in the universe.

Contrary to both a Theist (someone who sits in Church thinking they have shit figured out) and an Atheist (someone who sits at Starbucks thinking they have shit figured out).

Theist: "God exists." *prays*
Atheist: "God does not exist." *sips grande cappuccino*
Agnostic: "We can't know." *continues living*

by Cadaei June 16, 2011

Agnostic Code

We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exists. They COULD. Then again there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of everything. Can we be CERTAIN there isn't? NO, so it's pointless to talk about it.

Faith. Love. God. Who knows. This is the Agnostic Code.

by Dancing with Fire July 22, 2012

agnes

the most beautiful girl you will ever know, not just a typical girl...shes very lovely, kind, smart, optimistic and has the best personality. the kind of girl you would want to present to your mother and be proud of. she is perfect ,with a simple smile she probably already have captivated your mind and soul. she's a sweetheart (a true lady with class and self respect) but don't push her to her limit. she wont mind getting down and dirty.
has a nice butt

the kind of girl every guy wants and dreams about and every girl envies

i think i fell in love with agnes
omg Agnes is so beautiful!
you're such an Agnes
would you please to me the favor and marry me, Agnes
you will live happily with Agnes
you will never regret meeting her for one split second

by unknown123bxox March 28, 2013

agni

Agni is a kickass Indian filmmaker living in LA. He has an interesting website agnirajsingh dot com and has directed award-winning short films and music videos.

Hey Agni! How was the shoot?

by nowheremanpls August 21, 2019

agnew

The term for a small flock of migratory birds.

Dan's beard is so large it could hold at least half an agnew.

by yggd December 6, 2011

Agnese

Strictly speaking, 'Agnese' is Italian for the female name 'Agnese', meaning 'Lamb'.

Personally speaking, Agnese is a beautiful, sensitive, thoughtful, and strong-charactered woman. She is a beautiful and loyal friend, and will support you no matter what. Everyone needs to know an Agnese.

That girl is amazing! She is such an Agnese....

by sheofthefangs August 5, 2010