agnew 

The term for a small flock of migratory birds.

Dan's beard is so large it could hold at least half an agnew.

agnew by yggd December 6, 2011

Agnew 

A Term referring to any thing that could be considered crude,sexual,disturbing, and/or of body fluids.

Example #1
Today at work, Ben got agnew all over his face, he should of wore his safety goggles.

Example #2
Alex got sent to the principals office after showing his pet agnew during show and tell.

Agnew by Alex Agnew August 25, 2007

Agnew 

To "Agnew" is to laugh at a private joke, which you are not part of.

Different uses:
To agnew, to have agnewed, to be an agnew, epic agnew

Sam: Remember that time me and you were in Mikes car and rolled up on that dude and that underaged girl making love?"
Oli: hahaha, we weren't afraid to hit people in the face
Rob: hahahaha
Sam: Rob, you just pulled a total agnew

Agnew by Maniacman90 April 26, 2009

Agnew 

Butthole.

Spiro Agnew was VP under Nixon until resigning in the wake of a criminal indictment. After Nixon resigned due to Watergate, Agnew naturally became a follow on joke when someone used the word "Nixon" when referring to taking a shit or a bowel movement.

A: "I gotta take a Nixon".

B: "Don't forget to wipe your Agnew".

Agnew by Vipedog1 August 31, 2010

Spiro Agnew 

Sprio Agnew is an anagram for "Grow a penis".

Spiro Agnew bitch and I'll knock you down.

Spiro Agnew by MackDaddyLove October 12, 2005

Spiro Agnew 

Richard M. Nixon's vice president. Resigned in 1973 due to scandal. Coined such phrases as "nattering nabobs of negativism."

Spiro Agnew thinks you're all pusillanimous pussyfooters.

Spiro Agnew by Albie Wangsta April 1, 2004

Jimmy Agnew 

A white dude who loves saying the n word and bully garrett fitzgerald for being autistic

Jimmy Agnew is a racist peace of shit

Jimmy Agnew by SamFlamesRBS June 23, 2019