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Precision Airstrike 

You and your boy are both in urgent need to use the bathroom during a night on the town, but you get there only to find that there is but one stall left. You look into each others eyes, and in a moment of bro-to-bro interconnected brainwaves, you both know what has to be done.
The Precision Airstrike.
Bro #1 has to drop a deuce, meanwhile bro #2 has to let the forbidden golden juice flow. You double up on the toilet. Bro # 1 takes his shit, hence the Airstrike, while bro # 2 urinates in the small gap in the front of the toilet, between bro # 1’s thighs and penis. Hence the first word of the term; Precision.

Congratulations, you’ve successfully completed the coveted Precision Airstrike, reserved for only the closest of bro’s.
Me and Tyler were at a party the other night, and had to use the Precision Airstrike to maximize personal time management and party host bathroom efficiency.
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strategic airstrike

Actually making it a point to cause as little civilian casualties as possible when striking with air craft. The opposite of this would be to slam two fucking planes into a non-military, civilian filled, place of business, in the middle of New York. Or did we forget about that?
A strtegic air strike is used to prevent the loss of innocent life.

A terrorist air strike is meant to specifically target the innocent. (As Americans, we feel this version is immoral.)
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airsterbate 

The act of mimicing masterbastion with your hand in front of your body. Usually when someone is bragging, lying, or going on and on about something.
When Gino AGAIN started telling women about his 'fishing 'experiences, all we started to airsterbate.
airsterbate by mrkymrk July 18, 2009

Ashraf Airstrike 

Terrorist that goes to Miramonte HS that can call airstrike at will. All he has to go is give the latitude and longitude of his target, and call his great uncle Akmet for an Ashraf Airstrike!
Jeez, these I hate these people! Calls uncle: 24,67 you know what to do. He turns around and three planes come zooming by that drop bombs from the sky. Ooo look at the big explosion! Everyone knows its an Ashraf Airstrike!
Ashraf Airstrike by MatsSoccer January 5, 2008

Airstrike to the baby hangar 

When someone stomps on a girls vagina and wrecks it.
Doctor: Excuse me ma'm, did you receive an airstrike to the baby hangar when you were younger?
Female: What?!
Doctor: That baby isn't comin' out down there...

Austrian Airstrike 

When the man or women, sitting at least a story or more above his/her partner, takes a dump which lands on the partner. (Preferably the face or chest).
Girl: Are you ready for the Austrian Airstrike?
Boy: Here it comes!

Sadly the girl was knocked unconscious.

Airstrike 

Nearing death in Call of Duty 4 if you are the enemy. If you are playing search and destroy and you call the airstrike, you are gonna pwn and cause major depression for the enemy.
OH SHIT, billy called in an airstrike!!!, WE ARE SO FUCKED!!!
Airstrike by MacDaddyPixley March 5, 2008