Aftermarket rack

Fake breasts

Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.

by Blankford1 December 7, 2013

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"

Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"

by Zeval April 7, 2020

Snoop Dogg's Opera Afterward

After Snoop Dogg's Opera is finished, (Look up Snoop Dogg's Opera) all of the members of the opera and Snoop Dogg, (The conductor) go behind stage and smoke upwards of 70,000 pounds of weed. Once the room is hotboxed, everyone falls asleep and wake up later on to make another performance. It is an ongoing cycle.

Guy: "Do you know what happens after Snoop Dogg's Opera Afterward?

Guy 2: "They (Next Episode Starts Playing) Smoke Weed Everyday!"

by dasboot69 May 21, 2020

aftermarket wheels

Fake boobs.

Yeah, she has aftermarket wheels.

by Mtbr May 15, 2018

Afterwarning

A warning of a past event.

Coined by WeezyWaiter(youtube)

Dave: Dude, why didnt you tell me that my ex was gonna be here?
John:Oh right, afterwarning, your ex is gonna be at the party

Dave: Aww man someone robbed my house
John: Oh yea, you forgot to lock your door
Dave: Thanks for the afterwarning

by Wordlizard July 9, 2010

Afterbang

After throwing down your tightest move on the hill, leaning back with your hand on the front of your pants and chilling as you ride away like its no big deal.

His afterbang on the kangaroo flip made it seem like he wasnt even trying

by kingofthegroms August 27, 2009

aftermarket

A woman's breasts that have been augmented with plastic or silicone sugery

"Bill's wife's tits are definitely aftermarket"

by joe mcduffie July 8, 2007