afrotasticize

to have an afro that is amazingly soft, thick, and bouncy. to be able to afrotasticize one might use products such as Sta.Sof.Fro and AfroSheen. The only people who can afrotasticize are black people, afrotasticizing is a way of life and a daily activity

"Hey man what up?"
"Nothin much homie tryin to afrotasticize"
"Dats cool man dats cool"

by fro boy March 10, 2009

Afrotastical Gofer

boy with huge sideburns who sort of looks like a gofer, has an unusual jew fro and likes a lot of sex.

Why are you talking to that afrotastical gofer hes so ugly?

by Elleteehair June 17, 2009

Afrobating.

The action of touching your afro where it feels good for you, and pleasurable for your afro.

Mum, fucking leave, I'm afrobating. This is so embarassing. D;

by Fcuk. November 18, 2011

Afrotang

The flesh rotting, bewildering stink(s) leaking from the ghastly, flammable and abhorrent bug hives on the bonce of your average BLM fodder.

‘The marrow melting vapours of afrotang brewed by the shrewdness of BLM gatherers and their gormless white liberal acolytes made short work of smelting Bristol’s Edward Colston statue with its brain foaming funk.’

by Herbie Dongsporran February 5, 2022

afronaut

a funky, musical, soulful, sometimes "out-there" person, not necessarily, but usually of the african-american race

george clinton and his afronauts were gettin their funk on in the 70s

by tetrad field December 31, 2007

Afroman

the hordest and craziest nukka alive! he be smoking that bomb chron-dizzle!

Can't get drunk. Can't get blunted. LA County, 95 hundred.
Crips wanna take my All-stars. Bloods wanna eat my Snicker bars.
Them peckerwoods don't want none, but the Mexican's straight own one.
Them Essays, (???) that Essays always try to test me,
So I jumped off the bed, cause I ain't no punk. Jammed his head up against the bunk.
Socked that Cholo in his chin. Black mutha-fuckas scared to jump in.
Sheriff broke it up when we hit the floor. I kept talkin' shit cause I want some more.
Back in town, we get along with the brown. Now I'm in jail, they tryin' to beat me down.
Jail is hell, but I'll adapt. Won't hesitate to get in a scrap.
'Cause I'm down for mine, and that's for certain, sittin' in the hole with my knuckles hurtin'.

by jay November 25, 2004

afromazing

An adjective that descibes an afro haircut that looks very cool/amazing.

(Guy1) Hey, do ya like my fro? I got it yesterday.
(Guy2) That hair cut is afromazing!

by Marc Bernstein September 8, 2008