affluent

A person who is financially well-off. Having an abundent supply of material possessions. To be fortunate and prosperous.

He has 10 luxury cars and a mansion. He's affluent.

by Junos May 16, 2008

Affordans

Slang for shoes that are made to look like Jordans. They are usually worn by people that cannot afford Jordans.

Guy 1: Did you see Ryan's Jordans the other day?
Guy 2: Psssh! Them shits were Affordans!

by DamnILovePierogies February 14, 2015

affleck

(verb) to assume a role you were never meant to have

Keanu Reeves really afflecked 'The Matrix'

by TwiggyRules September 4, 2013

affhole

One of those douchey meatheads who regularly wears an Affliction t-shirt, True Religion jeans, and an Ed Hardy hat (apparel and brand are interchangeable) while driving a lifted Tapout truck. Also, any person who wears any article of clothing with stylized wings, snakes, or "a dragon raping a lion on a skateboard" (Bobby Bottleservice).

See that affhole? The Muscle Milk, eyebrow tweezers and spray-on tanner are for him....Next in line!

by super_hans March 1, 2010

Affogato Cookie

fishy from cookie run kingdom

Affogato Cookie: "And I Am A fish"
Dark Cacao Cookie: "N O＂

by emperorbelos April 11, 2022

Afloat

Being so high you can't feel your face.

" mann, bra on Jesus I'm float !"

" wassuname said she afloat"

by 4n.desiraee May 11, 2018

Afflictionado

Found in clubs, bars and gyms nationwide, the Afflictionado is characterized by fist pumping, general douchiness and a preference for mixed martial arts clothing brands. The afflictionado can be easily spotted by the reflective gold foil, gothic imagery and other toughguy-ish bullshit on their clothing.

That afflictionado's spray tan is the same color as a New Jersey school bus.

by Bronan the Barbarian! December 27, 2010