Netflix Adultery

Watching a film alone on Netflix and denying it, then getting busted when spouse checks your Recently Watched list.

"I got caught committing Netflix Adultery when my husband found out I'd watched The Bourne Legacy after he fell asleep."

by Salome Wilde March 19, 2013

Adultfucker

A person who fucks adults.

Anon 1: I prefer large tits over flat chests.
Anon 2: Adultfuckers get off my board.

by Loliconics January 21, 2019

adultnapped

When an adult gets "kidnapped".

@One_ofme

Jameson's wife was out gardening and was taken by 2 men. Jameson went to the police station to report it and told the cop my wife was adultnapped.

by @pass_on_themix June 8, 2016

lesser degree mentally stunted adults

what people who write the disgusting definitions are

that was unholy lesser degree mentally stunted adults

by someone else thats not u April 7, 2021

an adult

An adult is when you're an, uh, well it's when you think you're a big boy, but really you're just a child in grown person's body and you hate your job and the other person that lives in your house.

"I hate my life, I want to die," says an adult.

by King Bob IV April 28, 2017

disposable plastic adult toliets

Quite simple really...this is a product like Depends, Attends, etc. -- any product designed to absorb micturition (piss), defecation (shit) and sometimes even menstrual discharge.

They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.

Hey Linda, do you know where you moved the disposable plastic adult toliets to? I think I just cummed mine and I really need to change it!

by Telephony August 28, 2014

adolescent adult

An adult who never grows up.
A Person who acts like a kid.
One who acts very immature for their age.
A big kid.

Sometimes my dad can act like a real adolescent adult.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008