A type of umbrella that only works when it’
s not raining. Known for her hostility and appetites, Adrienne is a giant ball of fire that literally melts anyone and consumes anything in her path. They are typically found playing ball and roller skating at metal shows. Though they are normally found grazing outside abondoned Lubys, Adrienne is known for her lovely nature and striking
beauty. The sun occasionally gets jealous of her serene
aura and runs away which is why night
time exists but even so night time isn’t enough to stop the radiance of an Adrienne. Weaknesses include long distance marathons, decision making, and
anime.
Adrienne there are no more puffy Cheetos
I love Adrienne so I keyed her
car and broke her
tvWait, Adrienne killed how many
people?