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cock adjuster

a male who constantly has his hand in the front of his pants....
Holy fuck man, he's been a cock adjuster, now he wants to pass us a joint ewwww i dont want my lips on that cock adjusters germs

Do u have Crabs? your being a cock adjuster today!!
by cockjinker420 December 2, 2018
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crust-adjuster

the little knob on the toaster that makes you think you are in control
I like my toast dark so I use the crust-adjuster knob
by jestercat November 20, 2010
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Attitude adjuster

The nightstick police and rent-a-cops carry with them, mainly to make them feel big and tough, but sometimes to use it on pickpockets or dope-smoking teenagers.
"Man, the Mickey Mouse patrol busted my ass with their attitude adjusters last night when they caught me with a joint."
by Foxytrot May 30, 2006
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seasonally adjusted

(ECONOMICS) adjusted for the time of year the data refer to.

Economic statistics are often reported as rates of change from month to month, or quarter to quarter. However, some months, such as November and December, have very high retail sales, while May through September have very high home sales. For this reason, data is sometimes "seasonally adjusted" to offset ordinary seasonal variations.

The US Federal Reserve System reports changes in GDP from quarter to quarter in annualized form; so, for example, during the last quarter of 2004, US GDP was (about) $3,044.6 billion. But it was reported as an annualized (and seasonally adjusted) $11734.9. If you divide that by 4 you get 2957.8, which reflects the fact that the Fed shaved 86.8 billion off its estimate of economic activity for 2004Q4 and reallocated it to Q1 & Q2.

The reason the Fed (and everyone else) does this is to measure economic change separately from the usual seasonal change in business activity.
BILL: Hey! This data on GDP growth is way different from that data.

ANNA: That's because one set of data is seasonally adjusted. The Fed tweaked the numbers so economic growth from quarter to quarter reflects changing economic conditions, instead of ordinary yearly cycles.

BILL: You mean it's not an evil plot?

ANNA: It's an evil plot to make you forget about Christmas shopping season and labor day white sales.

BILL: Gasp! You mean the Fed is behind the War on Christmas?????
by Abu Yahya September 8, 2010
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Adjusted Body Count

The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were
Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours
by D Flawless June 27, 2020
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adjuated

The name for a rowing coach who misspells adjusted.
My coach is such an adjuated person.
by Tsg March 13, 2018
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Adjugate

The transpose of a cofactor matrix, some would say that your average Jerry would not be able to comprehend.
Jerry: What is the adjugate again?
Student: It's the transpose of the cofactor matrix
Jerry: I know
by Jerrylover1234 March 17, 2025
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