accockted

1. a description of one who is addicted to a person's cock (penis) or things having to do with the cock (penis).

2. a 'gay' version of the word addicted.

1. I can't fuckin' help it, i'm accockted to the way he fucks me!

2. Boi, you know i'm accockted to hummus!

by CockyJon August 14, 2005

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suck a cock

Mostly used by YourRage.

When someone does something outrageous, it would be nearly impossible to do.

YourRage: “If Flight would ever score three points on me, two points on me in a basketball game. I’ll suck a cock.

by YourKnees July 12, 2021

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Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".

I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

by C-Money666 January 15, 2020

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