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Accordion

A musical instrument which is played by expanding and compressing the bellows while pressing down buttons, keys, or a combination of both (depending on the kind of accordoin). The accordion has long received a bad repuation and been known as the worst instrument ever. However, the accordion isn't bad. It's just misunderstood.

Contrary to popular opinion, the accordion isn't only a crappy polka instrument. I can be sucessfully used in many style of music including: Cajun music, Zydeco, Tango, Irish music, and (surprise, surprise!) rock.
I saw an amazing accordion player today. He was really rockin'. But then someone came up and shot him in the head for playing the accordion.
by MazurkaMatt June 23, 2006
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Rusty Accordian

Female version of the rusty trombone, where a guy or girl tosses a females salad while fingering her box from a reach around position
Last night i had a concert in my bedroom, my girl played my rusty trombone and i returned the favor by playing a solo on her rusty accordian
by R.M.C, October 23, 2008
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According to Google

Phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply Googling it. Usually after a few quick taps on your phone.

A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.
him: I wonder what Zeitgeist means?
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...
by allterrain October 6, 2013
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According to the books

When you want to support a fact without expressing any valid reference.
According to the books, Miguel got married in Hungary.
by Magic_t31 October 10, 2015
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Accordionated

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time
Dave's a multi-tasker; he accordionated without crashing into the guardrail.
by xPIPx August 7, 2010
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Accordion Face

When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).
Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.
by Skeletimothy June 22, 2015
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Dirty accordion

When a girl is playing with the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
I gave Jeff a dirty accordion and he enjoyed the tunes.
by Robocophasshittytitties April 16, 2021
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