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button accordion 

This is old well-known joke in russian slang.
- Do you remember anecdote about cat and dog?
- Of course, its a button accordion.
button accordion by IGORIGOR125 April 28, 2009

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

reamed accordingly 

Punished according to the severity of the infraction.
He hasn't shown up for work for two days, so today he was reamed accordingly.

Accordion Fetish 

The act of shoving your fist down someone's ass, and then taking your other fist shoving it down their throat. Then playing them like a fucking accordion.
You better watch out for Tyrone, he has an accordion fetish! He once played Joseph like a fucking Accordion!
Accordion Fetish by Lee Refugee October 18, 2019

in accordance to the prophecy. 

Phrase that you mumble at the end of ever sentence to add that special exclamation point that is hard to dictate in verbal communication. Also helps with distancing yourself from other individuals. The phrase is particularly effective in work or office settings.
Boss: Can you send out a memo to our group about the new direction?

You: Sure, I will send that memo tomorrow...in accordance to the prophecy.

Boss: wtf?

Ass Accordion 

The act of squatting and farting at the same time.
I ate a bunch of beans today and when I did the leg press at the gym, I made an Ass Accordion
Ass Accordion by Subtle777 October 23, 2012