Abstracturdities are abstract absurdities. Concepts that have little relation to reality, either in usage or in reasonable thought processes. Given a chance, they will render any conversation an intractable mire of conceptual incontinuity.
"I would be obliged to tip my hat to him"
"Indeed. So would i"
"Which would be difficult, considering i dont wear hats"
"Er well then, bow"
"That just doesnt have the same... impetus.
*impetus*
Now thats a word.
I want a word like that for Christmas."
Boy, that sure was an abstracturdity. Who gets a word for Christmas? My conversation has been rendered an intractable mire of conceptual incontinuity.
"Indeed. So would i"
"Which would be difficult, considering i dont wear hats"
"Er well then, bow"
"That just doesnt have the same... impetus.
*impetus*
Now thats a word.
I want a word like that for Christmas."
Boy, that sure was an abstracturdity. Who gets a word for Christmas? My conversation has been rendered an intractable mire of conceptual incontinuity.
by PattyG May 30, 2006
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If you can't draw or paint but still want to earn millions of dollars as an artist, don't worry: Abstract art is for you!
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Bro 1: woah bro these are some nice paintings how did you do them?
Bro2: I did the abstract jellyfish
Bro1: woah do you have some paint for my ass too?
Bro2: hell ya
Bro2: I did the abstract jellyfish
Bro1: woah do you have some paint for my ass too?
Bro2: hell ya
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“Dude, that’s such an abstract figure! You totally made it up!”
“Dude, that’s such an abstract figure! You totally made it up!”
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adj. A politically correct euphemism for terribad.
noun. An admission of intellectual impotence.
Music is not abstract art as it is arranged into a sequence. You do not simply button mash a piano.
adj. A politically correct euphemism for terribad.
noun. An admission of intellectual impotence.
Music is not abstract art as it is arranged into a sequence. You do not simply button mash a piano.
1. a) John's art was terribad.
1. b) John likes to paint abstract art.
2. a) I suck at art.
2. b) I'm exploring abstract art.
1. b) John likes to paint abstract art.
2. a) I suck at art.
2. b) I'm exploring abstract art.
by 0bs3n3 November 15, 2009
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