Abduction

When someone is forcefully removed and detained, especially when done by aliens or to children.

A divorced parent without full custody taking their child on a road trip is abduction but parents unanimously moving their child to a new environment isn't for some reason.

by ApricotFields June 29, 2020

abduction experience

When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.

"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"

"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"

"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Axel Abduction

A scene boy with peferct shiny hair vanity perfection friends with scene cuts and dumb vegas tans .

ex: Axel Abduction your so brown

ex:you and Axel Abduction look so scene

by missygal January 15, 2010

Alien abduction

A group of people who may or may not be from outer space. But who take great interest in you're butthole.

Alien abduction societies are normal. After the victim has been violated. Government types show up, and declare that there's nothing to see. While others are eager to cover it up.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Divine Abduction

A powerful move, performed only by the a few powerful entities, that teleports a targeted person or object to the divine realm, where they will be judged by emissaries of creation themselves.

Emma: "that Robert fella is very annoying!"
Kuro: "just use the divine abduction to get rid of him"
Emma: *uses divine abduction*
Robert: *ceases to exist*
Armored warrior: "RRRROOOOOBBBBBEREEEEEERRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!"

by Groak the foot fungus May 21, 2020

Assdiction

When you get addicted to other people’s asses.

“Yo look at that thicc ass”
“Bro I swear u have an assdiction”

by hUm3N December 4, 2019

abducktion

Refers to da unintentional shanghaiing dat happened to Garfield when he tried to capture "da largest bird he'd ever seen" --- i.e., he grabbed da quacker's legs, causing said started waterfowl to fly off with said chubby tabby dangling beneath it.

Garfield did eventually make it hack home after his unfortunate abducktion, but not before he'd endured a number of assorted misadventures, such as being netted by the local stray-pets catcher, feeling in a famished panic upon discovering that there was no "real food" (i.e., rich/fatty/salty/sugary junk) in a health-food store, etc..

by QuacksO January 19, 2020