A term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "Anal Probe" while they are passed out.
by bubba May 5, 2004
The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise?
Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.
Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.
by Tempted November 10, 2007
The act of waking up naked on your bathroom floor in a puddle of your own stool and vomit after a night of heavy drinking.
His mother found him following an alien abduction, so she washed him off in the shower and put him to bed.
by sixtoe March 19, 2011
"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."
by yes juanito yes February 17, 2012
One who returns to ordinary, day-to-day life after being kidnapped by aliens. Rarely does the individual have no memory or full memory of the event. In most cases, there are partial or unrecovered memories. Particularly eerie if the subject is nonchalant about it.
"I guess you can call me an Alien Abduction Survivor. It was a rough weekend after being kidnapped by aliens. I don't remember much. Let's get back to that project from last week."
by yes juanito yes January 27, 2012
When the aliens from your past life come to your window and kidnap you, bringing your vulnerable body deep into space to resize your holes and connect your ass to your womb so you can't use anal as an escape route from mother hood you fucking whore Amanda.
I just got back from an alien abduction ass ripping and am now showing octo mom hows it's damn done.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 23, 2020
Species of extra terrestrial, sterile hybrid species, who collect haploid (eg sperm and ova) samples from a variety of DNA based species in the Milky Way Galaxy. In order to vary their gene pool, as they reproduce by cloning.
The sampling procedure involves placing donors into trance, then beaming themn aboard their crafts, and examining and obtaining samples, then returning said donors.
The sampling procedure involves placing donors into trance, then beaming themn aboard their crafts, and examining and obtaining samples, then returning said donors.
by Kerb November 27, 2004