I could eat a peach for hours

Line from the movie Face Off. Said by Nicholas Cage's character, Castor Troy. It means to perform oral sex on a female for, in this case, hours.

A guy trying to seduce a foxy lady: You know i could eat a peach for hours.

by Mitch Tyler November 22, 2009

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008

eat a bowl of fuck

The ultimate disrespect.

Sir, you mortgage is six months behind and we need to forclose.

Your reply: EAT A BOWL OF FUCK.

by UNITED BEER FRONT December 25, 2008

I’d eat a dog’s ass!

A phrase some countryfolk types use to express that they’re ravenously hungry.

Honey, I’m so darn hungry, I’d eat a dog’s ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021

eat a sandwich

A phrase yelled by a jealous fat woman at a thinner more attractive woman, perhaps hoping that the thin woman will gain weight too and stop attracting men.

Big Bertha: Hey stick insect! You think you're so hot, in that little skirt? Eat a sandwich!

by Medicine Show May 23, 2011

Eat a Frank

a slang term used often to mean "suck a dick".

Chem Teacher," and here we have-"
Kid,"EAT A FRANK"
Chem Teacher,"an ionic bond, not a frank"

by woof-woof-woof-nyan? December 21, 2012

I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

A term used to describe an incredibly beautiful woman with a perfectly shaped butt.

Dude, she's so fine I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

by johnny hotsville August 21, 2009