difficult

adjective. euphemism for insisting on condomless sex, usually with a prostitute. Related to spitzer, sense 3.

Kristen said that she liked him, that she did not think he was difficult. He "would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe...I have a way of dealing with that...I'd be like listen dude, you really want the sex? You know what I mean."

by Vince Clortho March 14, 2008

Difficult

The Difficult is a new, developing, but fast-spreading cult, in this cult there are a few things you need to know, the prophet is the leader of the cult, "The Tragedy" is second in command. Once you join, you are called a difficulty. Our Lord and savior, Diffi, is who we pray to, you can find more information on our YouTube channel (The Sanctimonious Community of Difficult). HAIL DIFFI

(Difficulty Recruiter)- *Says to possible recruit* Hey, bruv, you need to join my cult.

(Possible Recruit) *Says to Recruiter* Sure, what's it called?

(Recruiter) The Difficult

by The_Sanctimo December 19, 2018

Difficult

What admitting you have some extracurricular knowledge of me must be.

Hym "Is it really that difficult? Seriously, I want to know. Who am I to you? You would respond 'You're a golden God and I'm not fit to lick your boots' and I would ask 'How were you made aware of my existence?' and you would tell me. And then if you were a woman I would bless you with me seed and if you were a man I would breed out your woman and grant you the honor of raising my progeny. And we would be cool. My quarrel with humanity would end. This would be over for everyone but the people responsible. I spend the rest of my days living in isolation while torturing them in a basement. And the world is as it should be. *Sigh*☺️ that would be heaven..."

by Hym Iam June 20, 2022

Difficult Brown

The process of giving it to someone up the butt.

A 2011 quote from Sinead O'Connor's blog:

"Let me now take time to make VERY clear that yes I 'do anal' and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if 'doing anal' wasn't on the menu, amongst everything else$$ So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply..."

by rebornfungus September 04, 2011

being difficult

Enjoying making life hard for others (and ultimately oneself)

"you don't really want to do that. You're just being difficult."

by risingfallenangel November 01, 2013

difficult penguin

Requires guy to be wearing tuxedo and girl in a formal gown. Guy sneaks up behind girl and ties her legs together. He then flips her dress over her head, drops his pants and starts doing her from behind. She invariably tries to waddle away and flap her hands at him. He then chases her around the room with his pants at his ankles trying to put his dick back in her.

Dude I totally gave my date the difficult penguin on prom night.

by penguinsforever November 03, 2010

Difficult brown

Euphemism taken from the world of snooker. Descriptive of that time of the month where a girl has "the decorators in", as in............

I am snooked behind a red and all that is left on is a Difficult brown

by sciross scoross September 27, 2007