A Skippy

When a dog eats peanut butter out of your ass while you are fucking a MILF

Bulldogs have the best tounges for a Skippy

by BradleySnooper May 22, 2017

a sloppy miguel

Taking a long sloppy drunken cab ride and having to the cabbie in sexual favors.

He pulled A Sloppy Miguel to get to his date last night.

by Sigarpill December 28, 2016

A Slippery Apricot

Similar to a slippery slope, but in relation to mistakes. A mistake that is an impetus and leads to other mistakes down the line - often costly ones that cascade further.

Skipping my morning workout was a slippery apricot, as I didn't get anything done the entire day.

by Patagonia19 September 2, 2023

making a sloppy

when you go to the toilet and think it's gonna be a really solid one then it comes out like a brown mash potato

oh my god man I'm making a sloppy

by behboy June 16, 2016

Womp a skippy

To purposely defecate in an inappropriate setting.

We can't stay in Hotels associated with Holiday Inn anymore because Silas decided to womp a skippy in the indoor pool at the Holiday Inn Express in Cincinnati.

by Butt Knocker January 5, 2024

Womp a skippy

Purposely defecating where one should not.

I am trespassed from all Holiday Inn hotels because i choose to womp a skippy in the indoor pool.

by Butt Knocker January 31, 2024

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020