Zople

A hot midget whore who loves everything about men.

Omg check out that Zople, she's licking Ryan again.

by StevieBaby123 April 1, 2008

Zoraleda

Very mature, and is eerily great at giving advice. Has a knack for helping people with their problems, and often attracts problematic people. Good at reading others but they themselves are hard to read sometimes. They have been through some shit and although it effects them they don't often let it show. They are intelligent and use opportunities to expand their intelligence when possible. Has a lot of friends, and is likable. Is busy and expected of a lot by the people in their life. Because of their strong/mature demeanor, it is easy to forget that they aren't perfect and need breaks just as much as anyone else.

Zoraleda helped me with a charity banquet for blind dogs yesterday.

by YourVeryWelcomeGoodSir December 5, 2018

Zurple

A moment in time that upon later recollection seems much more fulfilling or exciting than it actually was.

KFC - You see it, you smell it, you remember it (Zurple), you buy it, you eat it. Oh that's right its shit!

Friend One: Remember Johnny he was my best shag ever
Friend Two: But you said it lasted 5 minutes and he smelt
Friend One: Oh that's right, what a zurple

by Dione Evans July 25, 2006

Zople

A Zople has rather large breasts and a body to die for.

"Wow, your so fit."
"I know, Im A Zople!"

by LeanneElizabethYEAH April 2, 2008

zurple

a small dessert bowl... said fast- i.e. the little plastic swirly guys you can get at Walmart or other stores

Hey, grab a zurple so we can put the extra pudding in it.

by Kimbalicious March 24, 2008

Zomplex

Any type of elixir, pill, medicine, or cure sold as a "miracle cure" or an "easy fix" to some ailment or disease that a person is experiencing. Used as a replacement for things that could and should be fixed by a clean diet and regular exercise (such as obesity). The side effects to this "cure" are often worse than the disease it claims to treat. It is a product pushed on the trusting public in an effort to line the pockets of a drug company; with no regard to the damage it will inflict on unsuspecting people. See also snake oil

"Try Zomplex, it works like magic (just ignore all the side effects and we deny any wrong doing on our part should your condition actually worsen after taking our "medicine" )."

by FxnlLiving June 25, 2018

Zoppled

The feeling of awkwardness when you have to do that stupid little run across the street when a car lets you go first.

"No, you go"

"No, you first. I insist !"
*Jogs*
*I feel Zoppled now.*

by charles is chapped August 31, 2023