zonked 

drunk, stoned, high, tripping, spacing,

When u have used multiple drugs literally or not, when u definitly dont have ur 2 feet on the ground

Im zonked for life

damn that guy is zonked

zonked by Dizzy May 2, 2003

Zonked 

somebody that is in a stupor from either drugs or alcohol but they try to go to work/ school and act normal. its really funny to watch them pretending to be sober....

WHOA!! Look at joe... hes totally zonked....

Zonked by Guys With Eyeliner Are HAWT!!! May 12, 2006

zonked 

When Your high, drunk..fuckin splattered word is similar to crunked

Fuck after i was balzin it up and drinkin that 40" i was completly ZONKED!!

zonked by The Reefer Man April 19, 2005

zonked 

to intoxicate or render senseless with drugs or alcohol

man am i zonked, dude he is so zonked, lets go get zonked

zonked by Joey Tretick December 22, 2003

zonked 

Realization of past, outlandish actions and deeds to others without remorse that cause grief and despair, leading to depression, lackadaisical wonderment, career limitations, loss of respect and guilt.

Byline in some newspaper:"Phillip Smith, one time magnanimous and egotistic General Manager of Company X, was seen in a zonked stupor, out on his lawn, late at night, with little clothing, openly drooling and rambling gibberish fueled statements that include "I am still the boss" and "my calves are big, why arent I"? His wife was seen pleading with neighbors to call the local authorities.

zonked by shfpdx October 20, 2012

Zonked 

Hammered beyond insanity. Smashed to the point of death.

B1: That dude just passed out on my couch!
B2: He's so zonked!

Zonked by Blue-J May 24, 2006

zonked 

After I got home from the strip club, I was completely zonked.

zonked by Anonymous April 27, 2003