Zoinkered

The act of Smoking weed, and becomes so Zoinked that you smoke catnip believing it to be weed.

Jason: How was the party last night?
Josiah: I did fine, but Jose get Zoinkered
Jose: You said you wouldn't tell anyone, what the fuck man now Rick's gonna find out about the Catnip!

by Zane The Main December 26, 2019

Zinkerei

Wenn "Freunde" ohne dich mit einzubeziehen etwas ausmachen.

*bilder in der story oder chat die deine Vermutung bestätigen*
Du: oha

Jenny: Hab doch in der Gruppe geschrieben LOL
Aco: Zinkerei oder was ist los

by derwahre October 21, 2020

Zoinker

A goal that seems valuable/important but that actually distracts from your mission.
ZOINKERS will do whatever it takes to get onto your priority list!
Their favourite tactics are to distract people with FOMO (fear of missing out) or to dazzle people with the brilliance of the idea so that they forget to consider the Zoinker's relevance.
ZOINKERS are most vulnerable when they are infants (still in the "great idea" stage). Once they make it onto a priority list, they feed on resources and grow strong very quickly.

The easiest way to kill a ZOINKER is to feed it some strong MISSION while it is an infant. Once it becomes an adult, the easiest way to kill it is to starve it of resources. You can also delegate it to an incompetent person - but that's cruel. :)

Joe came up with a real zoinker at the team meeting.

by IXAR Business Coaching March 24, 2021