Zerkler

Noun: 1)A mental and/or emotional state characterized by raving wisdom and debilitating inaction. 2)False enlightenment.

Studying philosophy and religion left him with nothing but misery and zerkler.

by Fool October 13, 2003

Zenki

Coined 2016 by Trixi Symonds , abbrev of Zenkidu deriv. fr. Akkadian Enkidu
1. a simple to sew softie (stuffie) made from 2 pieces of felt requiring no insertions for arms, legs or protruding parts
2. the name of a family of softies who call themselves the simplest friendliest softies in the universe
3. adj a way of designing softies to minimize complexity and maximize creativity

Kids love to sew zenkis.

by Sew a Softie November 14, 2021

Zerkaa

The least subscribed sidemen who has the greatest beard you can get unlike KSI.

Who is that?
That is Zerkaa

by DESCRIBED January 2, 2021

Spankin' the Zerk

Ripping an old-style, classic Geno. This term refers to the lax bros living in the Flow Society when they score a goal. To Spank the Zerk, you must be a lax player who rips some nice twine.

Yo bruh toss me the rock wit cha spoon and imma finna be Spankin' the Zerk. Just Spank the Zerk y'all.

by Joes Blows April 18, 2013

Zenkai

In the Dragon Ball franchise, whenever a Saiyan is beaten to, and recovers from, near death, their power level increases immensely. Directly translates to "Full Release."

After recovering from near-death at the hands of Zarbon, Vegeta recieves a Zenkai and is now stronger than ever!!!

by Maximum Over-Saiyan January 19, 2015

Zerkin

Zerkin/Zerkin Off is a slang term used by Twitch streamer Jerma985, in place of "Jerkin off" meaning to masturbate

Chat: You gotta bottle of lotion, are you zerkin off? I know you're zerkin off...

by allamericangirl June 20, 2022

Zerkaa Flip

When you shove 500mg of mephedrone up your arse then breakthrough on DMT on the peak.

Brown: What's the motive?
Whiteman: Zerkaa Flip g

by buffapacheprime August 16, 2023