2 definitions by Joes Blows

Ripping an old-style, classic Geno. This term refers to the lax bros living in the Flow Society when they score a goal. To Spank the Zerk, you must be a lax player who rips some nice twine.
Yo bruh toss me the rock wit cha spoon and imma finna be Spankin' the Zerk. Just Spank the Zerk y'all.
by Joes Blows April 18, 2013
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Das Boot best kicker of all time give me a yard line DAS BOOT can kick a field goal from there. His right leg is so much bigger than his left from kicking.
The 74 yard field goal from Michael Tarbutt is up and it is good.

Did you see the size of Das Boot's right leg??? Its huge!

He just Das Booted it. (Touchback)
by Joes Blows November 3, 2013
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